Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Dragging Suitcases (final draft)


For Mel


This was my best piece in my whole writing folio assingment, and would you believe it was a Romance story! Nobody died, had a cynical behaviour or had a horrible life. It was just plain ROMANCE!


Enjoy the finished product of Dragging Suitcases


Dragging the last suitcase upstairs proved to be more difficult to achieve than the rest of the bags. Probably because, once again, spouse wasn’t there to help me. I could just tell my booty was positively sticking up in the air too high to be appropriate or even sexy. Not that I cared. This suitcase was full of old editions, manuscripts and every other paperwork needed for my home office, which I decided to use when writing my new series. Yes, this suitcase needed skills to be pulled safely upstairs to the new apartment picked ever so carefully by me and not by spouse. This meant two things, booty sticking up, and respect points lost for passers by who don’t offer to help!

When I reached the apartment I took a moment to check my surroundings. The purple walls, chosen by me…and not spouse, and the crisp white carpet that I’m sure won’t stay white for long, especially when spouse comes home from his tour of England.
Thinking I was alone I started to sing while setting up the new office owned by me, and not by spouse. While sitting cross-legged on the floor categorising pages humming spouses tune I heard a snigger come from outside
“Man you sure can sing!” the voice sounded behind me. Embarrassed I turned to point out I was humming not singing to find spouse with his suitcase in his hands “maybe you should be the lead singer in my band and not Roy” I bowled him over with my pouncing hug and snogged him all over the face until I was satisfied he was red all over with my lipstick
“You’re home early! I thought London was a week tour not a...they kicked you out didn’t they?” spouse’s band liked making scenes at their concerts. Trying to make money yet losing more as the crowds were more pleased. How that makes sense I shall never know. I’m not into music, that’s spouse’s job.
“Well…there was a motorbike in the changing room” his face crimsoned up when I had my hands on my hips
“And you rode it on stage!?”
“And then off the stage” he squeaked back
“MICHAEL!—
Well what did you expect? They loved it!”
“Except for the people who were meant to be giving you the money, right?”
“Well yeah but…they’re gay babe” he dumped his bag on the couch and picked up one of my old manuscripts from my first novel
“This your book?”
“Are you ever going to read it Michael?”
“Probably not. Are you ever going to come to my concerts?”
“If you stop riding motorcycles off stages I might. I’m too young to die being run over by you”
“You know, I wouldn’t kill you that way babe.” he joked kicking back and flicking through the pages.

When we both settled into the new apartment we fell under such an organised routine it seemed nothing could go wrong. Our time spent together was mostly at night when he transcribed his score sheet for new songs on his guitar at one end of the bed, while I sat, legs resting on his knee, with the laptop editing my work. During the day I was mostly stuck in my office while he was out rehearsing with the boys, so night time was dubbed “special time”. Not to mention the sex. Since him coming home early and the excitement of our new apartment we couldn’t seem to keep our hands off each other! Which, in the end, was the problem…

“Do you find you’re content with the little things in life?” I whispered to him one night. He wrapped his arms around my stomach and pulled me closer to him
“Of course I am. Sure we’re not the richest people in the universe and the apartment is tiny. But, I like the apartment being small and I like the small amount of money we have. Makes me appreciate the little things”
“Oh…but you know, we’ll get back on our feet. I mean, your band will get a few good gigs and I’ve almost finished my second book…” spouse could sense my uneasiness and sat up to face me
“What did you do?” he sighed, its not that anything was wrong, he knew that or I wouldn’t have approached the matter so calmly
“Well…I’m pregnant”
Jinx xx

Monday, May 25, 2009

Time Travel


I have made a strange discovery
i think I may have travelled through time.
Let me explain
Just now I was going to sneeze, it was right there, yanno the feeling where its like tickling the back of your nose and so you look like an idiot, quite like the photo above, yeah anyway I was going to, and it was coming and then…

I suddenly have a runny nose…yet I made no sound or movement of a sneeze
So my only explanation for this strange occurrence is that…I obviously travelled through time! It’s the only logical answer I could come up with

Now, telling my best friend Mitch this, all he could say to it was:

Mitch.... [PC '08] said:
right.

Thanks buddy, love you too

So the next time you have a sudden awesomely cool discovery like travelling through time (even if it was only for a second) come tell me, I’ll listen and give a proper answer and be excited.

I knew there was a reason why I opened up this window, to blog this weird thing that happened.

Speaking of randomness though I should probably, maybe, dedicate half this post to Mitchell Davis (because he’s always posting on his youtube random stuff like this) and the other half to Helsinki, seeing as she told me to post it because at least she had a good answer

Madame S. Helsinki Black CURRENTLY MISS MATRON [HIM LOVE] says:
ahahahahahah no thats HIGHlarius
BLOG IT

Love you!

Oh and by the way go watch Mitchell Davis on youtube. He’s a real laugh, plus he’s quite cute looking

http://www.youtube.com/user/livelavalive

Jinx xx

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Writing and Publishing (week 11)

For Tory.
I'm so sorry I didn't mean for you to die in the end!!
Peter
She was my favourite girl in the class. I tried not to watch her, but my eyes would follow her wherever she went. She laughed like bells ringing. I didn’t even mind the short hair. They all noticed her, because she was such a lovely girl. She was friends with everyone. But it wasn’t until year 12 that I really got to know her.
It started in media and it finished one lunchtime. She had her group of friends and I had mine, but everyone liked one another. Some dated, others just kissed, but we only talked. I didn’t even mind when she dated my other friends because deep down, I knew she would end up with me. They never lasted long. By the end of year 12 when it was exam time we secretly hung out. I showed her my favourite place in the park across from the school. I kissed her before we had to go back for the media exam. I claimed it was for good luck but she knew why I really kissed her. Before walking to my seat she passed me a note that said

I’ve never done that before.

The media exam was the last one and I knew when I placed my pen on the desk that it was the last day I would ever have to write anything about the media. What I didn’t know is that it was the last day I would ever see her.

Steph
Victoria used to make me watch him when he sat up the back of media class all alone. I would tell her how many times he looked at her, the way he smiled and how he shook his hair out of his eyes. Deep down I liked him, but I knew that it wouldn’t make any difference, because it wasn’t me he was looking at.
Year 12 was my favourite year. Peter and his friends joined our group and we all sat together at lunch time. We became good friends. Everyone loved Victoria. You couldn’t help it. I dated Peters best friend, Jimmy, because he was the closest to Peter I would ever get.
Before the media exam I saw them walking to the park. I knew they were going to Peter’s favourite place because Jimmy told me he liked the bench that was near the ducks. I knew he would kiss her before they went off to sit the exam. She showed me a note before she gave it to him.

Peter
10 years had passed since Victoria died. I longed for her everyday of my life. At the burial, I let go of the note and placed it on her grave, clinging onto some kind of hope that she would receive it. The note now read

I’ve never done that before.
Neither have I.

I married Steph because she was good enough at the time. I thought I would forget about Victoria and be happy again if I married someone that was even slightly like her. After our second child we divorced and I went to live with Jimmy. He had a photo of Victoria by the phone and I threw it out the window and screamed until he punched me in the face. I guess we all loved her in the end.
Somehow deep down, I knew Steph killed Victoria. She was led back to my bench and was beaten with a rock until she bled to death. Nobody else knew about the bench except for Jimmy and Steph.

Steph
I told Victoria, Peter was waiting for her. That he wanted to see her again after the exam. I had the rock in my bag already; I put it in there when she was walking with him. She sat down on the bench and laughed. She said she loved him, and that he loved her.

Loveth thee oh Tory!

Jinx xx

Friday, May 15, 2009

Library Week 2009


For anyone who can get to Eltham…

To celebrate Library Week, painters and writers are coming together at Eltham library to join in the fun! There will be a Morning Tea on Thursday 28th May and an auction where proceeds will go to the Cancer Council.
ALSO
There will be painting on display. Each artist has created an artwork in response to selected books. All painting will be for sale and under $200

Please come and join in the fun. There’s food involved!
It’s on from 14th May until the 7th June!

Enjoy!

Jinx xx

P.S pop over to Scott Westerfeld’s blog to see the cover for his new book Leviathan!

Monday, May 4, 2009

Happy 40th Birthday Mr. Hungry Caterpillar!



Happy Birthday Mr. Caterpillar!!

The very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle is one of the most popular children’s picture books ever! I don’t know why my mum never bought it in the past but I guess I was introduced to it after I experienced my first trip to the library. However, that was probably because there was a giant plush caterpillar next to the book!

Now, as an adult working in a bookshop I have come across another plush toy of the caterpillar and so have conjured up thought of…


THE KIDNAPPING OF THE GIANT CATERPILLAR!


Yes that’s right; I plan to steal the plush toy that is on display in our window. Some promotional material can be taken home by staff members, but I have the sneaking suspicion that this won’t be one of those cases, so instead I am plotting excuses to somehow take the little guy home.

I’ve come up with the following excuses:
“I’ll feed him and look after him and even change his cocoon when he has an accident!”

“I’ll bring it back in 10 years time when you want to celebrate his 50th birthday!”

“What!!? He’s only going to attract dust, I might as well give him a good home!”

Somehow, I don’t think that will work very well.
Anybody have any ideas?

Take a look at the picture! Proof that it’s a match made in heaven

Hungrily yours,

Jinx xx